DAY 1: OMG WHAT WILL I DO MY SCANER IS BROKEN AND ALL MY NEW ART THE ONLY THING 2 DO IS 2 TAKE PICTURES OF THEM RESULT.....



DAY 2: THE PICTURES CAME OUT CRAP QUALITY DAM AND NOW IM STARING BLANKLY AT THE WALL IN ME HOUSE AND THINKING OF
A GREAT PLAN DAM THOSE ORANGE LIGHTS AND DAM MY SIMPLE
MIND

DAY 3: NOW IM LEAVING HOME 2 BE A DRUNKEN HOBO AND
ROAM THE STREETS

DAY 4: SADLY I GOT KICKED IN BY A PASSING STRANGER
WAFTING MONEY IN MY FACE BUT WHEN I WAS ABOUT
2 DIE I KILLED THE BUGGAR WITH A PIPE BY SMAKING HIM ON
THE HEAD SO I THEN STOLE HIS CLOTHES,FOOD AND MONEY OH AND I ALSO LICKED THE BLACK PUDDING OF HIS SHO

DAY 5: I HAD 2 GET MORE MONEY SO I MADE A DEALING WITH
FAT SAM HE SAID IF I WANTED MORE MONEY I HAD 2 MOVE MY
ACT 2 DANCING IN PUBLIC SO I THOUGHT MORE AND MORE AND
CAME UP WITH SOMTHING

DAY 6: ITS MORNING SO ITS THE PERFECT TIME 2 DANCE SO I STARTED 2 BREAKDANCE ON THE STREETS AND I BROKE MY HIP
BUT MADE A CONSIDERABLE 12 PENCE NOT BAD FOR A DRUNKEN HOBO EHH!!!

DAY 7: TODAY I CARRIED OUT MY DAILY ROUTINE OF EATING BIG
MACS,DRINKING FROM PUDDLES AND ASSULTING RANDOM PEOPLE
WHO PASS BY BUT TODAY HAD A BIT OF A TWIST BECAUSE OF INSTEAD OF RUMAGING IN THE BIN I SAW A PINK ELEPHANT
HMMMM NOT SURE WHY BUT THEN HE HAD TEA WITH A PENGUIN
SO I CHASED EM OF THE STREETS AND IN TO A ZOO WHERE THEY
BELONG!!!!

DAY 8: TODAY I ATE A PIGOEN ACTUALLY IT TASTED LIKE CHIKEN BUT THATS NOT THE POINT BECAUSE 2 DAY I GOT ARESTED
BECAUSE OF THE NEW ABERDEEN COUNCIL MANAGER MAKING A NEW ACT PUNISH THE HOBO SO I GOT LOCKED UP

DAY 9: THE GREAT EXCAPE IT WAS I SMAKED THAT GUY IN THE FACE AND JUMPED OUT THE WINDOW AND FLEW AWAY BACK ONTO THE STREETS NEXT THING NEEEEEEE NOOOOOOOO NEEEEEE
NOOOOO OMG WHERE THE HELL WAS I IT TURNED OUT I WAS IN AN AMBULENCE CUZ I BUSTED ALMOST EVERY BONE IN MY BODY
HMMMM MABYE I HAD I BIT 2 MUCH 2 DRINK

DAY 10: ACTUALLY A FEW WEEKS LATER..... WELL I RECOVERED
AND IM IN A MENTAL HOSPITAL WITH A BUNCH OF DRUGIES
AND FOOSTICATED OLD PERSONS THEY SAID IM NOT FIT FOR
THE BIG WORLD OUT THERE BUT THAT DIDNT STOP ME
SO I SET THE HOUSE ON FIRE TAKING A THE SCUM BAGS WITH IT
AND I GOT A CERTIFICATE FROM VIN DIESEL AND AND MICHEAL
JACKSON PARSONALY PLAYED A SONG FOR ME AND I WAS LIVING
THE DREAM

DAY 11: HEY THAT WAS A NICE NAP WAIT A SEC IVE ONLY BEEN
ON THE STREETS FOR 15 MINIUTES WOW MY AMGINATION TAKES
ME 2 MAGICAL PLACES AND SO I WALKED INTO THE MAGICAL
LAND OF PINK ELEPHANTS UNICORNS AND FAIRIES WELL FAIRWELL
MY FRIENDS I HOPE U ENJOYED MY THRILLING STORY OF ME
A LIFE LONG HOBO ITS A COMITMENT U KNOW!!!!